An Educational Spring Break

As my first law school spring breaks winds down to a close, I must say that it's been a productive week. Here are just a few of the things I've learned:

- The absolute maximum amount I can slouch in my chair before I start to slip off is that point just before my head touches the backrest.

This.

- My roommate's dog, Winston Kim, is an awesome wingman (has a girl ever stopped what she was doing to talk to me before? Don't answer that).

I think the cushion he's sleeping on is now outside, after he peed on it.

It's never come back in.

- The time-wasting evilness of YouTube knows no bounds (click here to watch Kristen Bell and Craig Ferguson chat it up…hilarity ensues. Then click here and here and here. I watched all of them. I need to start going to bed earlier).

You know you're old when you think your idea of fun is two people talking to each other.

- The irony (and poetry?) of great weather dampened by the black cloud of law school writing assignments is strong.

Black cloud.

- When you order Pinkberry for delivery, the toppings come on the side. And sometimes, it's important to get them on the side, otherwise they get very soggy. Particularly things that soak up a lot of the stuff…it's important to keep them on the side.

She would appreciate the toppings on the side.

The list goes on, believe it or not. But alas, I must now attempt to actually make some headway on the black cloud.

(...Okay the more I look at that picture from When Harry Met Sally, the more I notice the dude in the Yankee cap in the background. I can't tell if he makes it funnier or creepier.)